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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and
work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.
Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun
until you realize you are only screwing yourself.
Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always remember who laid them!!!
Money is just like an arse .. Everybody has it, but ... Nobody wants to give it !!!
Men play the game. Women know the score.
Wives are funny creatures .... Wives don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.!?!?
Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.
The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.
Here is the definition of divorce ...
She gets the ring and the man gets the fing_er!
Confucius says .. Man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!!!
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