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    Post  HAQ Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:25 pm





    A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
    A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do you say?

    A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage - Gentleman.
    Five years later - Watchman. Ten years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein phansa hua Spiderman.

    Life me hamesha Hastey raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho,
    taki tumhein dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.

    WIFE: agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
    Husband: main TV aur newspaper mein Ad doonga ki jaha kahin bhi ho..... KHUSH RAHO…..

    Why love marriage is better than an Arranged marriage ?
    Because a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".


    WIFE: main tumhari yaad mein 20 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
    HUSBAND: 20 din aur ruk jaao.

    A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
    "PATNI CHAHIYE"
    He got 1000 replies all saying:-
    "Meri Le Ja...!" ''Meri Le Ja...!''

    Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai"
    Manager: "What can I do?
    Husband: "Kaminay, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

    Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and
    a Matter of Survival for a married man.


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    Post  Fallen Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:57 am

    A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
    A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! .. What do you say?


    lol..

    Facing the future, everyone goes thru those stages, worries, happiness, sadness all part of a package deal towards the future..
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