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    Post  ShOnA Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:23 pm

    Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
    So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three?
    Husband: 4 u and ur parents.


    Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter:
    Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.


    A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly ?
    The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!
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    Post  ShOnA Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:25 pm


    Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
    Student: I don't know.
    Teacher: They r called Turks.
    Now What r the people of Germany called?
    Student: They r called Germs.

    If I was an artist,
    you would be my picture!
    If I was a poet,
    you would be my inspiration!
    If I was an author you would be my story!

    But I'm only a cartoonist!


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    Post  Fallen Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:43 am

    The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


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    Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?



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    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


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    Why were males created before females?
    Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


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    ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.


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    Post  ShOnA Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:58 am

    Very Nice Collection Fallen Thanks For Sharing Us .. I love you
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    Post  Fallen Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:08 am

    Awwwww, Thanks bunch's Shona..
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