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    Post  HAQ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:17 am



    When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day
    An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”

    And the Lord answered: “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her ?"



    “She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken hearth and she must do all this with only two hands”.



    The angel was impressed.

    “Just two hands....impossible!“

    And this is the standard model?!

    “Too much work for one day....wait until tomorrow and then complete her“.



    “I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.

    “She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”.

    The angel came nearer and touched the woman.



    “But you have made her so soft, Lord” “She is soft", said the Lord, “But I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.“

    “Can she think?" the angel asked.

    The Lord answered:
    “Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."



    The angel touched the womans cheek....
    “Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”

    “She is not leaking....it’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel

    “What’s it for?" asked the angel.



    And the Lord said:
    “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”


    This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius.
    You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"



    Indeed she is!
    Woman has strengths that amazes man. She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
    She holds happiness, love and opinions.
    She smiles when feeling like screaming.
    She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.


    She fights for what she belives in.
    Stand up against injustice.
    She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
    Her love is unconditional.


    She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
    She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.


    Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies.
    But she finds the strength to get on with life.

    She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.


    There is only one thing wrong with her


    She forgets what she is worth...



    Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are....pass it on to males you know. Sometimes they need to be reminded..!!!
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    Post  HAQ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:20 am



    You can feel her care in form of a sister...........


    You can feel her warmth in form of a friend.......


    You can feel her dedication in form of a wife..............


    You can feel her divinity in form of a mother...............



    You can feel her blessings in form of grand mother...........


    Yet she is so tough too.............


    Her heart is so tender..............


    So naughty................


    So charming..............



    So sharing....................


    She is a woman...............



    She is life...............
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    WOMEN .......... Empty Words women use

    Post  HAQ Sun Dec 20, 2009 4:54 am



    Fine

    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

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    Five Minutes

    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

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    Nothing

    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

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    Go Ahead

    This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

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    Loud Sigh

    Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

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    That's Okay

    This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

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    Thanks

    This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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    Post  Fallen Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:04 am

    A Womens Worth! I love you



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    Post  HAQ Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:38 am


    Hmm Nice
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    Post  Fallen Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:48 am

    Hmmm thanks.

    Did u actually watch the clip?
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    Post  HAQ Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:03 am



    No i cnt opend
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    WOMEN .......... Empty How to Make a Woman Happy

    Post  HAQ Mon Dec 21, 2009 7:37 am






    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a phsiotherapist

    15. a gynaecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organizer

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24.. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate

    44. compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly

    46. love shopping

    47. be honest

    48. be very rich

    49. not stress her out

    50. not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect

    little yourself

    52. give her lots of time, especially time

    for herself

    53. give her lots of space, never worrying

    about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes
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    Post  Fallen Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:08 am

    Awwwwww, speaking from a womens point of view..
    All she needs to hear everyday are 3 words from her partner.
    I love you.

    That would make her feel important.
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    Post  HAQ Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:46 am



    Ok then " I LOVE YOU "
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    Post  Fallen Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:50 am

    " I love you too " Smile..
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    WOMEN .......... Empty Which Type Of Woman Is Your Wife?

    Post  HAQ Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:56 am




    HARD-DISK Woman: >>She remembers everything, FOREVER.
    >>
    >>RAM Woman:
    >>She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
    >>
    >>WINDOWS Woman:
    >>Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
    >>without her.
    >>
    >>EXCEL Woman:
    >>They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
    >>four basic needs.
    >>
    >>SCREENSAVER Woman:
    >>She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
    >>
    >>INTERNET Woman:
    >>Difficult to access.
    >>
    >>SERVER Woman:
    >>Always busy when you need her.
    >>
    >>MULTIMEDIA Woman:
    >>She makes horrible things look beautiful.
    >>
    >>CD-ROM Woman:
    >>She is always faster and faster.
    >>
    >>E-MAIL Woman:
    >>Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
    >>
    >>VIRUS Woman:
    >>Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    >>comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
    >>uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
    >>uninstall her you will lose everything............
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    Post  Fallen Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:07 pm

    lol @ you're post above hunni..

    I wonder what they comment on her husband. tongue
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    Post  HAQ Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:54 am

    lol hahahahahahaah
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    Post  Fallen Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:43 pm

    tongue
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    Post  HAQ Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:37 am

    Laughing
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    Post  Fallen Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:37 pm

    tongue

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