You are from the male species and you are ranged against us - the female species. Following are a few of our persepctives. Your species can never, ever win against us ...................
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy !
If you work too hard, there is never any time for us !
If you don't work enough, you are a good-for-nothing bum !
If we have a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation !
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better !
If you get a promotion ahead of us, that is favoritism !
If we get a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity !
If you mention how nice we look, it's sexual harassment !
If you keep quiet, it is male indifference !
If you cry, you are a wimp !
If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard !
If you slap us, it's wife bashing !
If we slap you, it's self defense !
If you make a decision without consulting us, you are a chauvinist !
If we make a decision without consulting you, we are liberated women !
If you ask us to do something we don't enjoy, that's domination !
If we ask you, it's a favor !
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a sex-pervert !
If you don't, you are a homosexual !
If you like us to shave our legs and keep in shape, you are sexist !
If you don't, you are un-romantic !
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain !
If you don't, you are a slob !
If you buy us flowers, you are after something !
If you don't, you are not thoughtful !
If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself !
If you don't, you are not ambitious !
If we have a headache, we are tired !
If you have a headache, you don't love us anymore !
If you want sex with us too often, you are oversexed !
If you don't, there must be someone else !
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