Don't Lie To Your Mother

**HAQ** Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:18 pm

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Don't Lie To Your Mother

HAQ Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:18 pm

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner. who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, 'I know what you must be
thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do
you?' Kumar said ,'Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.'

So he sat down and wrote :

Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that
it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,

Kumar

Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you
'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in
her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the
pillow...

Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day:

Don't Lie to Your Mother........... !