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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:39 am

    1 reporter ne zakhmi se pucha.. kia jub bomb gira to woh phat gaya tha?

    zakhmi ghusse se: nahi woh reeng k mere paas aya aur pyar se bola

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    "TTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA" Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:40 am

    Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
    Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:43 am

    Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
    A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:43 am

    Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
    Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:44 am

    Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
    Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:55 am

    Pathan-
    Mere Mohale wale bohat
    Kanjoos hy
    sardar kyon?
    Pathan-
    Sb ne 14 August manaey
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    Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
    Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:56 am

    Pathan Kony Me Chup K Mobile Pe
    Kisi Se Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
    Aadmi:Khan Sahab Larki Sa Baten Kr rahe Ho?
    Pathan:Maa Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Ha..
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:58 am

    Judge: Aaj tumhey phansi ki saza de jae ge.
    Tumhari koi aakhri khuwahish?
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    Khan: Judge sahab meri jaga aap latak jaein.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:59 am

    1 pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
    Baja kar bhaag jata thaa
    1 din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat ha?
    Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:01 am

    Ik din 1 pathan kee apny baap sy laraai ho gae.
    Us ny baap kee photo qabrastan meyn ik tree pr lagaa dee or uss ky neechay likh diya
    "coming soon" lolz
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:03 am

    A pathan was playing "KAUN BANAYGA KAROR PATTI"
    Amitabh asked apnay baap kaa naam btao.
    Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhtaa hy kiya?"
    Pehlay 4 optionz tou btao?Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:04 am

    Ek Pathan Airhostess sy: "Aap kw shakl mari Biwi sy bohat milti hy."
    Airhostess ak zor say thappar marti hai.
    Pathan:"Aadat bhe bohat milti hy." Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:06 am

    Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
    jab hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gey?
    Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL per ya MOBILE per?Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:11 am

    Pathan: kal hum Ne raat se suba tk 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kia!
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    Dost: wo Q?
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    Pathan: hum ko Molvi ne bola tha k aj jagne ka raat hai Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:13 am

    1 pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gya
    sub logo ne ose bht mara!
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    Q k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
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    .    “Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:15 am

    Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
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    Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar” Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:17 am

    *Naswaar Ka Advantage*

    Naswaar laganay se EYE SITE tez hojati hy.
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    Tbhi To PESHAWAR Main CHAND 1 Din Pehlay Nazar Ajata Hai… Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:19 am

    Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

    Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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    Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.




    Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len. :-)
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:21 am

    Teacher: What is the Difference Between Orange & Apple?


    Sardar: The color of Orange is Orange but
    The color of Apple is not Apple... Smile
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:22 am

    Sardar: PCO kidhar hai?
    Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya:

    Sardar PCO mai gaya, Jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.

    Aadmi: Jab Aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main q gaye?

    Sardar: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain gey. :-)
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:23 am

    Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

    Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.


    Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

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    Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race? :-)
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:26 am

    Major Rohail: Yaar mobile naya lya hai?

    Sardar: Nahi mere cousin ka hy.

    Major Rohail: Cousin ka mobile tere pass kya kr rha hy?

    Sardar: Cousin jab b milta tha kehta tha
    "Yaar tu mera Phone uthata kyu nhi."
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:28 am

    Teacher: "A" k baad kya aata hai?


    Sardarji thinks hard & then says:

    Kya bolti tu Very Happy
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:29 am

    SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
    Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,

    Dost: Garam pani Q?

    Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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    Post  ---Rose--- Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:55 am

    1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
    1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
    Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
    Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
    tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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