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1st sardar:
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey?
2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar
hai k banda soo hi jaye:p
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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister….
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Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
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Anti Misba:What seems to b the problem?
Sardar: My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door.
Sardar: My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door.
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Sardar: Aaj mere Parrosiyon ka bacha gum ho gaya.
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'Google' per search kar lo..
Friend: Phir tum ne kya kiya?
Sardar: Maine un se kaha 'Google' per search kar lo..
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Sardar ne Surprise Diya
Sardar ki Maa ki Death ho gai,
Ek saal bad Sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri Maa kahan hai?
Sardar: Woh to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola:
kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi?
Sardar: Me na socha Surprise don ga...
Sardar ki Maa ki Death ho gai,
Ek saal bad Sardar ka Baap America sa wapis aya,
Us na poucha teri Maa kahan hai?
Sardar: Woh to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
Sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola:
kuttay, kaminay to tu ne mujhay bataya q nhi?
Sardar: Me na socha Surprise don ga...
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Kisi ney SARDAR ji sy pocha: Sardar ji tusi ey sir ty pag kiyoon phntey ho?
Sardar: Oh yaar! Ghal ey vey k sada koi damagh na chori kar ley.
Sardar: Oh yaar! Ghal ey vey k sada koi damagh na chori kar ley.
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Pathan: Jaldi Ek Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali Hai,
Pene K Bad
Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
pathan: Jab Tu Paise Maange Ga
Pene K Bad
Ek Glass Or Dy Larai Hone Wali Hy,
Juice Wala: Larai Kb Hogi?
pathan: Jab Tu Paise Maange Ga
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
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Interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?
Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava...
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A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.
Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Ek sardar car me battery lagwane gaya, Mechanic ne poocha "EXIDE" ki lagaun? Sardar bole: yar, bar-bar kaun ayega DONO SIDE KI LAGADE!
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Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
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Sardar Ki Biwi Bhaag Gaee.
3 Dinoon Kay Baad Wapis Aaye.
Sardar Gussay Say Bola “Ab Kya Lainay Aae Ho”
Sardarni Boli: “Main Apnay Mobile Ka Charger Bhool Gaee Thi”
3 Dinoon Kay Baad Wapis Aaye.
Sardar Gussay Say Bola “Ab Kya Lainay Aae Ho”
Sardarni Boli: “Main Apnay Mobile Ka Charger Bhool Gaee Thi”
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Sardar was giving interview 4 job Interviewer: Tell me opposite of:
gud
sardar: Bad
intvwr: Come
sardar: Go
intvwr: Ugly
Srdar: Pichli
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil
intvwr: U R rejected!
Srdr: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!
gud
sardar: Bad
intvwr: Come
sardar: Go
intvwr: Ugly
Srdar: Pichli
intvwr: Shutup!
Srdr: Keep talking
intvwr: Get out!
Srdr: Come in
intvwr: Oh God!
Srdr: Oh devil
intvwr: U R rejected!
Srdr: I m selected
BALLE BALLE!!
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Sardar maths k paper mein dance kr raha tha.
Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?
Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...
Kisi ne pucha ye kya kr rahy ho?
Sardar: mere dost ne kaha tha har step k number hoty hein...
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Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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hahahahahaha!
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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hahahahahaha!
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Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi"
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Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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